It has felt like a very long time since I have sat down and
blogged. So much has been going on in recent weeks.
My end of term retirement didn’t quite go according to plan.
On the Tuesday in the final week, I felt it was unlikely that OFSTED would call
so at 8.00am I dumped all remaining teaching folders, assessment data folders
etc; I stripped the walls of displays ready for the new teacher. The school received the OFSTED ‘We are coming
tomorrow’ call at midday!
My retirement party for after school laid on by the
geography team got cancelled in favour of an OFSTED pre-visit briefing meeting.
So did the year 7 pastoral team ‘goodbye’ down the pub on Wednesday after
school.
I got one visit…. rather funny really. When asked to present
any lesson plans, assessment data, data about who our SEN or pupil premium
students were I couldn’t. I had tried. Let’s face it being found dumpster
diving in a large school bin on wheels in the pouring rain on a Tuesday afternoon
around 5pm must have seemed especially funny; given the guy in the bin was in a
suit! I did trawl through the day’s detritus but to no avail; those folders
were deep, deep, deep at the bottom of that bin!
To be truthfully honest, I found the whole affair very
funny. And I am really glad they came. The inspector who visited me was human
and saw the funny side of the whole affair. She went off evidence of good
progress in all my students’ exercise books. I think the banner across the back
of the room made by my head of geography and his wife, God bless them, probably
hinted to her where I was….it read ‘happy retirement Steve’. It meant that all my wonderful colleagues didn’t
have to go in to their summer break worrying about coming back to an imminent
inspection. We won’t know the result until September but they won’t be coming
back for three years or so and the school has been making huge progress over
the last year or two.
The Friday of that week was sports day and that turned out
to be funny. We do sports day off the school site at a proper athletics track
over the other side of the city. Many coaches ferry over the students in
convoys and it’s a big event in the school calendar. The field is raised about
25m above another smaller field and car parking area below and a large, steep
grassy embankment separates the two. On this lower area, we were rather surprised
to find some police officers, an airport landing land rover with flashing
lights and some rather black official looking cars, one full of plain clothes
police officers. Cut a long story short, Royalty was visiting the city in the
form of Her Royal Highness Princess Anne. As the helicopter duly approached all
sports ceased and nearly a thousand students lined the grassy embankment peak
to wave her in. One of my colleagues snapped a photo of me and the helicopter
in hover mode behind me with the tag line ‘Princess Anne coming to thank Mr P
for all his years of service’………the rumour spread like wildfire, students
immediately reached for phones ready to tweet to the world……. we just managed
to stop an embarrassing moment for the school from spreading across the world.
Phew!! Well, we found it funny, I guess
you had to be there. Her highness waved at us all, the pilots came up with the
local police to see what was happening up top; we all waved her goodbye when
she left. We all got another royal wave. None of us were quite brave enough to
pop down and invite her up for a tea and a medal presentation or two…. maybe
next time!
HRH Princess Ann calling in to say 'thank you' to me on my retirement after 35 years teaching service to the nation.......or maybe not!!
The following week, activities week proved to be excellent.
Water sports with the Mountbatten water Sports centre at Plymouth is always
guaranteed to be a huge success. Sailing, gorge walking, canoeing, SUP’ing……….
the only incident I managed to break my very expensive waterproof SONY mobile
phone when leaning against a bulkhead to rescue a student about to slip off the
deck……. the phone was in my outer PFD pocket and the screen fractured badly
along with the touch screen – beyond repair. ‘Her indoors’ was not, I repeat,
NOT impressed. I was allowed a new phone but I have been severely, severely
demoted in the phone stakes. I think the new one is clockwork! I lost all my
navigation charts – they didn’t copy across – very annoying!
My first week of retirement was spent with family, one of
whom had to spend a few days in hospital but was eventually discharged and is
now recovering at home. It was good to catch up with family despite the
circumstances.
The second week was spent rescuing a collapsed fence outside
the back door. Our outside seating area seriously dilapidated, it needed a quick
make over. New fencing, some shuffling around of garden furniture and hey
presto – our eating area is back. Sad, it is mainly showers during our summer
isn’t it!
Before, with ivy stripped back - the crumbling fence and collapsing concrete old fence from the 1960's
The 'cleared' back run along the house rear
the refurbished seating area
And now here we are – week three of retirement. The garage
is ready to be emptied into a skip; the upstairs bedroom, a study full of
shelves and folders and books for the last 27 years is now empty, ready for
skipping. All that could be recycled has been done so. The basement, untouched
for 27 years has been emptied, huge piles waiting to be skipped. My canoe
build, ‘Angharad’ has been found against under a mountain of old cushions and
duvets.
Over the next three days we will skip everything, and I do
mean ‘everything’ that hasn’t been touched or used in the last five years. The kids
have been dragged back from university and their job to go through their
bedrooms too!
There are another 'sixteen piles' like this one...and the skip arrived as I am typing this blog update...and we don't think it will be big enough...oops!!
Come the wet months in November, each room will be redecorated.
New carpets in some rooms. We haven’t decorated for over a decade! New start,
new beginnings, next phase of our lives beginning anew. Looking forward to it. Planning
trips to China, Vietnam, Singapore, Australia, New Zealand and West Coast USA….
not all at once I hasten to add!
Oh, and I have ‘booked’ four days cruising in late August in
Arwen. Very big spring tides, early morning high tides, perfect for beaching
overnight. Just haven’t decided where to go……. along the coast…. Fowey up to
Lostwithiel? Or Salcombe and over to Dartmouth and up to Totnes? Or maybe up
the Tamar to St German’s and then up beyond Calstock? Three days sailing and
overnight on board….so needed!!!